| Me: | *walks up to the register to pay for my items at the grocery store* |
| Cashier Dude: | Were you a Christian in your past life? |
| Me: | *confused as hell* uh, wait what? |
| Him: | I ask cause, God has been good to you. *looks me up and down* real good. |
| Me: | *laughs in his face and shakes my head* |
| Was he seriousss?!!! |
